Dentist: Are you ready for summer?
Me: No.
Dentist: Why not?
Me: It's too hot already.
Dentist: Don't you like the beach?
Me: No.
Dentist: I know, you're a pool kind of girl.
Me: Not really, no.
Hygienist: Are you from up north or something?
Me: No I've lived here my whole life.
Hygienist: Then why do you still live here if you don't like it?
Me: EXACTLY.
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